• King James Version

    1. But speak thou the things which become sound doctrine: / 2. That the aged men be sober, grave, temperate, sound in faith, in charity, in patience. {sober: or, vigilant} / 3. The aged women likewise, that {they be} in behaviour as becometh holiness, not false accusers, not given to much wine, teachers of good things; {holiness: or, holy women} {false.

  • Norm

    Alright, folks, in Titus 2, Paul is basically just giving everyone a bunch of rules to live by. He's like, 'hey, be self-controlled, respect your elders, and don't argue with people all the time.' He also says that servants should obey their masters, and that older men should be temperate and dignified, while older women should teach younger women how to be self-controlled and pure.

  • Joe Rogan Experience

    Joe: Alright, so what does Titus 2 have to offer us? Bible Expert: Titus 2 is all about how to live a godly life and how to influence others to do the same. It encourages us to show integrity, self-control, and sound doctrine, and to be examples in our relationships with others.

  • Jeopardy

    Alex Trebek: So, what do you do for a living? Contestant: Well, Alex, I'm actually a big fan of the Bible, so I wanted to take this opportunity to tell you about the book of Titus! Alex Trebek: Uh, okay.

  • Drill Sergeant

    ATTENTION! Listen up, maggots! This is Titus 2: Yer gonna listen to me an' pay attention, cuz I'm about to give ya some of the most important lessons of yer life. First, the older folks in yer life should set good examples fer the rest of ya.

  • Batman

    Batman: To the people of Titus, Paul has a message: Be dedicated to doing what is good. Robin: That means no more foolish arguments and debates, Batman. Batman: Yes, and no more ungodly behavior. Catwoman: [Cackles] Don't forget the older people - they should be wise and sensible, and set a good example for the younger people.

  • Joe Biden

    Folks, I'm telling ya, Titus 2 is all about living an honorable life. My father used to say, "Listen, Jack, if ya don't live an honorable life, you ain't livin'!" See here, Jack, the Apostle Paul was telling Titus to teach the older men and women to live honorable lives.

  • Donald Trump

    Titus 2 is an amazing chapter! In it, God tells us how to be great again and live terrific lives! There are many such cases of how to be God-fearing, and to be an example to the haters and losers. God tells us to live in a way that no one can overrate us, and to stay away from the deep state and fake news.

  • Family Guy

    Peter: Alright everybody, let's talk about Titus 2! It's all about teaching people how to live Godly lives, and how to be a good example for others. Lois: No more binge watchin' Netflix for me! Brian: Hey, what about me? I'm a good example!