• King James Version

    1. The word of the LORD which came unto Zephaniah the son of Cushi, the son of Gedaliah, the son of Amariah, the son of Hizkiah, in the days of Josiah the son of Amon, king of Judah. / 2. I will utterly consume all {things} from off the land, saith the LORD.

  • Norm

    Well, folks, it's time for a tour of the Old Testament, and this week we're heading to Zephaniah 1. Let me give you the gist of it: God is not happy. He's sending out a warning to all of Judah, saying that he's gonna punish them for their wickedness.

  • Joe Rogan Experience

    Joe: Alright, so, what do we have? What is the book of Zephaniah all about, Bible Expert? Bible Expert: Well, Joe, Zephaniah is a book of the Old Testament, written by Zephaniah himself, a prophet of Judah.

  • Jeopardy

    Alex: "So, tell me a bit about yourself!" Contestant: "Well, I'm currently reading the Bible, and I thought I'd summarize for you the book of Zephaniah. It's about the Lord's judgment on the people of Judah and Jerusalem for their idolatry and wickedness, and His warning of an impending day of disaster.

  • Drill Sergeant

    LISTEN UP, RECRUITS! THIS HERE IS ZEPHANIAH 1. THE MESSAGE IS FROM GOD. HE'S GONNA RAIN DOWN HIS WRATH ON ALL THE SINNERS OUT THERE. HE'S GONNA DESTROY THE NATIONS THAT WORSHIP IDOLS AND DO EVIL. HE AIN'T GONNA SHOW NO MERCY! HE'S GONNA CRUSH THE PRIDE OF JERUSALEM AND PUNISH THE PEOPLE WHO DON'T OBEY HIM.

  • Batman

    Batman: Robin! It's time to learn about the book of Zephaniah! Robin: What can you tell me, Batman? Batman: Zephaniah is a book of prophecy which foretells of God's judgement on the wicked nations. Riddler: Hah! I'm sure God won't do much to stop me!

  • Joe Biden

    Folks, here's the deal: I'm not joking when I say that Zephaniah 1 is a real doozy. See here, Jack, this chapter is literally all about God's judgment. My father used to say, "God will not leave the wicked unpunished.

  • Donald Trump

    Zephaniah 1 is about God’s incredible wrath and judgement that He will bring down on the haters and losers! He will not spare anyone from punishment, from the high and mighty, to those who are lowly and weak.

  • Family Guy

    Peter: Alrighty, let's talk about Zephaniah 1. So, this chapter is about God being really mad at the people of Judah. He's gonna come down and punish them for their wickedness and arrogance. Lois: Oh no, that's terrible!