• King James Version

    1. Gather yourselves together, yea, gather together, O nation not desired; {not...: or, not desirous} / 2. Before the decree bring forth, {before} the day pass as the chaff, before the fierce anger of the LORD come upon you, before the day of the LORD'S anger come upon you.

  • Norm

    Okay, so in Zephaniah 2, the Lord seems to be pretty mad. He's telling all the nations to get in line and accept their impending doom. He's mad at all the Philistines, who, if you know your Bible, were a pretty rowdy bunch.

  • Joe Rogan Experience

    Joe: Okay, so what can you tell us about Chapter 2 of Zephaniah? Bible Expert: Well, the first thing to note is that this chapter starts off with a warning from God to the people of Judah and Jerusalem.

  • Jeopardy

    Alex Trebek: So, tell me a bit about yourself. Contestant: Well, I'm a big fan of the Bible, so I'd like to tell you about Zephaniah 2. Alex Trebek: [sighs] Okay, go ahead... Contestant: Zephaniah 2 tells the people of Judah to turn away from their idol worship and repent.

  • Drill Sergeant

    GOT IT, MAGGOTS? Zephaniah 2! This chapter is about God's judgement on the nations around Israel! He'll use Assyria to judge those who don't obey Him! The Philistines and the coastlands, too - they'll suffer under His judgement! The Moabites and the Ammonites, they'll feel His wrath! And the people of Ethiopia, they'll feel it too! Even Nineveh, the great city, will be destroyed and left in ruins! Get it? You better listen to God and obey Him, or you'll suffer the same fate! DO YOU UNDERSTAND?

  • Batman

    Batman: Ah, Zephaniah 2. We must be wary of the wrath of the Lord. Joker: Careful now, Batman. Don't forget--I'm the one in charge of wrath around here! Robin: Joker, you know the Lord is in charge of wrath.

  • Joe Biden

    C'mon, man! Let's talk about Zephaniah 2. Listen, Jack, here's the deal. Folks, this is a chapter about the judgement of God. He's gonna take care of business, no malarkey. He's gonna judge the Philistines, the Moabites, and the Ammonites, literally.

  • Donald Trump

    Zephaniah 2 is a bigly chapter full of warnings for many nations. It starts off with a warning for Moab and Ammon, two nations who have been very overrated. God is sending judgement on them for their many sins and for worshipping other gods.

  • Family Guy

    Peter: Alright, so this is the summary for chapter two of Zephaniah. So, God is warning all the nations around Judah, and he's like, "Yo, you better get right, or else I'm gonna rain fire and brimstone down on you like the ending of 'Game of Thrones'!"