Alex Trebek: So, tell me a bit about yourself.

Contestant: Well, I'm a big fan of the Bible, so I'd like to tell you about Zephaniah 2.

Alex Trebek: [sighs] Okay, go ahead...

Contestant: Zephaniah 2 tells the people of Judah to turn away from their idol worship and repent. God will punish them if they don't. He will destroy the Philistines, Moabites, Ammonites, and Ethiopians. God will also restore Jerusalem and Judah, and make them prosperous once again.

Alex Trebek: [sternly] Right. Tell me something that isn't related to the Bible, please.

Contestant: Well, I also like to go hiking and camping.

Alex Trebek: [relieved] Ah, now that's more like it. Tell me about your favorite hiking spots.