Alex: Alright, let's start off with a few questions about yourself. Where are you from? Contestant: I'm from Colorado, Alex. Alex: Great! What do you do for a living? Contestant: I'm actually a biblical scholar. →

Alex Trebek: Alright, so tell me more about yourself, what do you do for fun? Contestant: Well, I've been reading the Bible lately, and have been really enjoying it. Alex Trebek: Alright, so what have you been reading? →

Alex Trebek: Alright, let's move on to the next contestant! So, what would you like to tell us about yourself? Contestant: Well, I'd like to talk about Ecclesiastes 3. Alex Trebek: (Sighs) What about it? →

Alex Trebek: "So, what do you do for a living, contestant?" Contestant: "Well, Alex, I'm currently studying the Bible, and I wanted to tell you about the lessons I've learned from Ecclesiastes 4." Alex Trebek: *sighs* "Go on. →

Alex: Alright, let's get to know each other a little better. What do you like to do in your spare time? Contestant: Well, I actually like to read and summarize the Bible. Alex (sighs audibly): Oh, really? You know I'm not really a fan of that sort of thing. →

Alex: So, tell me about yourself. Contestant: Well, according to Ecclesiastes 6, there is a lot of futility in life. Everything is meaningless and we can't really understand why we are here. People are often envious of what others have and we can never truly be satisfied. →

Alex: "So, what do you do in your free time?" Contestant: "Well, I like to study the Bible. Let me tell you about Ecclesiastes 7..." Alex (interrupting): "Ah, yes, I'm sure that's fascinating, but let's talk about something else. →

Alex: So, tell me a little bit about yourself… Contestant: Well, if you don't mind, I'd love to tell you about the Bible. Specifically, I'd like to share with you a summary of Ecclesiastes 8. Alex: [groaning] Not that Bible stuff again. →

Alex: So, tell me about yourself! Contestant: Well, did you know that Ecclesiastes 9 talks about living life to the fullest and enjoying the little moments? Alex: [sighs] I'm sure it's a great message. →

Alex Trebek: So, tell me a bit about yourself. Contestant: Well, let's see. I'm a huge fan of the Bible and I'd love to summarize the book of Ecclesiastes! Alex Trebek: (Sighs) Okay, let's hear it. Contestant: In Ecclesiastes 10, we learn about how a little folly can lead to great harm. →

Alex Trebek: We are about to begin the game! So, tell me about yourself. Contestant: Well, did you know that in Ecclesiastes 11 of the Bible, it mentions how it is wise to cast your bread upon the waters and to invest your resources in many places? →

Alex: "Alright, so tell me a bit about yourself. What do you do for a living?" Contestant: "Well, I like to study the Bible. Have you heard of Ecclesiastes 12?" Alex (sighs): "No, I haven't. But go ahead and tell me about it. →