Alex Trebek: Alright, let's move on to the next contestant! So, what would you like to tell us about yourself?

Contestant: Well, I'd like to talk about Ecclesiastes 3.

Alex Trebek: (Sighs) What about it?

Contestant: Ecclesiastes 3 is about the seasons of life and how everything has its own time, whether it be good or bad. It says that there is a time for everything: A time to be born, a time to die, a time to plant, a time to reap, a time to weep, and a time to laugh. It also reminds us that God has made everything beautiful in its own time and it is all in His hands.

Alex Trebek: (Rolls his eyes) That's... great. Moving on, what are your hobbies?