Peter: Alright, so Ecclesiastes 3. Here goes nothin'!

Lois: Oh, boy.

Peter: To everything there is a season, and a time to every purpose under the heaven.

Stewie: Is this a quote?

Lois: Yes, honey.

Peter: A time to be born and a time to die, a time to plant and a time to pluck up that which is planted.

Stewie: Sounds like a great time for a snack!

Brian: Don't you mean a time to pluck up what you planted?

Stewie: Oh yeah, that.

Peter: A time to kill and a time to heal, a time to break down and a time to build up.

Brian: Like the time I broke down that wall in the living room and had to build it back up again.

Lois: Please don't remind me.

Peter: A time to weep and a time to laugh, a time to mourn and a time to dance!

Stewie: Does this mean I can go to a disco now?

Lois: No, Stewie.

Peter: A time to cast away stones and a time to gather stones together, a time to embrace and a time to refrain from embracing.

Brian: That's what I do every time I go to the dog park.

Stewie: I thought you said you don't go to the dog park anymore.

Brian: I don't. I just said that.