Peter: Alright, so Ecclesiastes 11. Let's start with the first verse: "Cast thy bread upon the waters: for thou shalt find it after many days."

Lois: Is that like what they do at Panera Bread?

Brian: No, Lois, it's a metaphor. It means that if you give generously, it will come back to you in some way eventually.

Stewie: Well, I think it's a metaphor for pizza. Give it away and it will come back to you in the form of more pizza.

Peter: Yeah, that sounds about right. Anyway, the next verse says "Give a portion to seven, and also to eight; for thou knowest not what evil shall be upon the earth."

Lois: That sounds like something from a superhero movie.

Brian: No, Lois, it means that you should be generous with your resources, because you never know what might happen in the future.

Stewie: Like if you don't have enough pizza, you won't be prepared for the zombie apocalypse.