Peter: Alright, so Ecclesiastes 2. Let me see if I can summarize this one. So basically, it's like, King Solomon tried to find joy in all sorts of materialistic stuff, like fancy clothes, music, and all that stuff, but it was all pretty pointless, ya know?

Lois: Yeah, it's like he was trying to find joy in all the wrong places.

Brian: Yeah, and then he was like, "Hey, maybe I should just enjoy life and find joy in the simple things, like eating and drinking, or even just finding pleasure in work."

Peter: Right, so it's like he's saying that life is better when you don't spend all your time trying to find joy in material possessions.

Stewie: Yeah, like if you try to buy happiness, you're just gonna end up disappointed. Unless you buy me a pony!

Peter: Alright, alright. We get it. So bottom line, find joy in the simple things in life, and don't try to buy it.