• King James Version

    1. I said in mine heart, Go to now, I will prove thee with mirth, therefore enjoy pleasure: and, behold, this also {is} vanity. / 2. I said of laughter, {It is} mad: and of mirth, What doeth it? / 3. I sought in mine heart to give myself unto wine, yet acquainting mine heart with wisdom; and to lay hold on folly, till I might see what {was} that good for the sons of men, which they should do under the heaven all the days of their life.

  • Norm

    "Ecclesiastes 2. Well, this guy Solomon had it all, am I right? He was living the good life. But, you know what he figured out? That it all means nothing. Nothing! He tried it all, and it's still nothing.

  • Joe Rogan Experience

    Joe: "So, Ecclesiastes 2. What have we got here? Bible Expert: Well, Ecclesiastes 2 is about the futility of striving for pleasure and satisfaction in life. The author discusses how seeking pleasure and satisfaction in life is futile and often meaningless.

  • Jeopardy

    Alex Trebek: Alright, so tell me more about yourself, what do you do for fun? Contestant: Well, I've been reading the Bible lately, and have been really enjoying it. Alex Trebek: Alright, so what have you been reading?

  • Drill Sergeant

    Listen up, recruits! Ecclesiastes 2 is all about having a good time. I said have a good time! King Solomon thought he could be happy by doing all kinds of things, like gathering silver and gold, having a lot of houses, gardens and parks, and having a lot of slaves and servants.

  • Batman

    Batman: Robin, we've come to Ecclesiastes 2. Robin: What do you think we'll find here, Batman? Batman: I'm not sure, Robin, but I have a feeling it won't be pleasant. Catwoman: (Interrupting) I think I can help with that!

  • Joe Biden

    Hey, folks, listen up! Here's the deal. Ecclesiastes 2 is all about the vanity of life and the futility of pursuing pleasure and possessions. My father used to say, "He who loves money will never have enough.

  • Donald Trump

    Ecclesiastes 2 is all about the bigly things a man can do with his life. From accumulating wealth to achieving great success and fame, there are many ways for a man to live his life and make a name for himself.

  • Family Guy

    Peter: Alright, so Ecclesiastes 2. Let me see if I can summarize this one. So basically, it's like, King Solomon tried to find joy in all sorts of materialistic stuff, like fancy clothes, music, and all that stuff, but it was all pretty pointless, ya know?