• King James Version

    1. Keep thy foot when thou goest to the house of God, and be more ready to hear, than to give the sacrifice of fools: for they consider not that they do evil. / 2. Be not rash with thy mouth, and let not thine heart be hasty to utter {any} thing before God: for God {is} in heaven, and thou upon earth: therefore let thy words be few.

  • Norm

    Well, here it is folks, the chapter of Ecclesiastes you've all been waiting for, chapter 5. Listen up, 'cause here it is: The Preacher says, money, money, money. Don't be too quick to make promises to God, 'cause you don't know what tomorrow might bring.

  • Joe Rogan Experience

    Joe: Okay, so we're talking about Ecclesiastes 5. Tell me about this chapter. Bible Expert: Well, Ecclesiastes 5 is all about the power of money. It starts off with a warning not to rush into making a vow to God, because you can't take it back.

  • Jeopardy

    Alex: Alright, let's get to know each other a little better. What do you like to do in your spare time? Contestant: Well, I actually like to read and summarize the Bible. Alex (sighs audibly): Oh, really? You know I'm not really a fan of that sort of thing.

  • Drill Sergeant

    1-7. Listen up, you newbies! This chapter is all about money. Chapter 5 of Ecclesiastes deals with the importance of not being careless with your wealth. Keep your money safe and don't waste it! First, when you go to God's house, don't babble and make empty promises.

  • Batman

    Batman: The wise man said, “It is better to be silent than to speak.” (Ecclesiastes 5:2) Robin: So, let's keep our voices down and not make too much noise! Joker: Now why would you want to do that? Live a little!

  • Joe Biden

    Listen, Jack, here's the deal. Folks, I tell you what, this chapter is about the dangers of money and wealth. My father used to say, c'mon man, don't be so eager to make a bunch of money. Or, uh, you know, if you do make money, don't go around talking about it all the time.

  • Donald Trump

    1-7 Ecclesiastes 5:1-7, WOW! What a tremendous chapter in the Bible. I mean, unbelievable. Very, very wise words. Listen up, folks. Keep your words few when you are dealing with God and the government.

  • Family Guy

    Peter: Ok, so Ecclesiastes 5 starts out by saying that when you make a promise, you should be sure to do it, because when you don't it's like making a wish to a Genie in a Bottle and then not following through.