Well, here it is folks, the chapter of Ecclesiastes you've all been waiting for, chapter 5. Listen up, 'cause here it is: The Preacher says, money, money, money. Don't be too quick to make promises to God, 'cause you don't know what tomorrow might bring. And don't be a big shot who always talks about how great they are, 'cause it's a waste of time. Bottom line: money can't buy you happiness, so enjoy what you got. That's Ecclesiastes 5, in a nutshell.