Ah yes, Ecclesiastes 4. It's like a bad episode of Maury, with all the talk of oppression, envy, and strife. Here we learn that it's better to have two people working together than to have one person going it alone. We also learn about the importance of friendship, the dangers of pride, and the value of rest. It's like your grandma always said: "Don't be an arrogant jerk, and don't work yourself to death!"