Ah, Nahum 1, a real crowd pleaser. This chapter's got it all -- destruction and destruction and destruction. So much destruction. It's like a Michael Bay movie, except God's the one blowing stuff up. But don't worry, God's not just a wild man -- he's also a just man. →

Well, it's been a while since we heard from Nahum, but he's back with a vengeance in Nahum 2. So, if you're in Ninevah, you might want to get out of dodge because God's not happy. He's sent an army of chariots and horses to lay siege to the city and they're coming in like a whirlwind. →

So folks, it's time for a special edition of Weekend Update from the Book of Nahum. Chapter 3 says that Nineveh, the capital of Assyria, is going to be destroyed by God. They've been pretty nasty to God's people, so it's about time. →