• Chapter 1

    Hey, it's Norm MacDonald here with the summary of 2 Corinthians 1. In this chapter, Paul is writing to the Corinthians to tell them that he and his team are grateful for the comfort they've been receiving, and Paul is praying for them to receive even more comfort from God.

  • Chapter 2

    Well, well, well, it's 2 Corinthians 2, and it's all about forgiveness. Paul says that if anyone has wronged another within the church, they should be forgiven, and he suggests sending letters of forgiveness to the offending person.

  • Chapter 3

    Well, it's time for a special edition of Bible Update, brought to you by the letter "C" for Corinthians. This week, we've got 2 Corinthians 3. It's all about the glory of God and how it shines through us.

  • Chapter 4

    All right, folks. Here's the lowdown from 2 Corinthians 4. Paul is trying to remind us that we should be focused on the things that are unseen, not the things we can see. He reminds us that our faith should be strong and that even though we may suffer, we can take comfort in knowing that God will help us out in the end.

  • Chapter 5

    Alright, folks, it's time for 2 Corinthians 5! This is the chapter where Paul tells the church at Corinth that he's been changed by the grace of Jesus and that they should too. He talks about how we all have a new identity in Christ and how that changes the way we look at everything.

  • Chapter 6

    Good evening everyone, it's time for our summary of 2 Corinthians 6. This chapter is all about Paul's message to the Corinthian church; he's basically saying: "Hey, don't be yoked with unbelievers!" He also talks about how he and the other apostles of Jesus have suffered a lot and asks the church to be reconciled to God through Jesus.

  • Chapter 7

    Hey, folks. It's time to take a look at the book of 2 Corinthians. It's getting a little heavy in there, but Chapter 7 is where the party's at. So Paul is like, "Hey, I'm glad you guys repented and now you have joy and sorrow and all that stuff that comes with it.

  • Chapter 8

    Alright, alright, alright, it's time for this week's chapter of the Bible. We've got 2 Corinthians 8. In it, Paul urges the Church of Corinth to give generously to the poor. He uses the Macedonians as an example, showing the Corinthians that despite their own poverty, they gave freely.

  • Chapter 9

    [Norm MacDonald] Alright, so Corinthians 9: it's all about giving. Apparently, if you give, you'll get it back in spades. God will give you blessings that you don't even know what to do with. So it's like, if you want to be blessed, give to others.

  • Chapter 10

    Hey, everyone - Norm MacDonald here with the summary of 2 Corinthians 10. In this chapter, Paul is defending himself and his ministry against his critics. Basically, he's telling them to back off and to remember that his ministry is from God, not from himself.

  • Chapter 11

    Well, this is a doozy, folks: 2 Corinthians 11. You know it's gonna be a wild ride when Paul starts off by saying he's jealous of the Corinthians and their supposed spiritual devotion, reminding them that he's like a father to them, so he should be the one they look to for spiritual guidance.

  • Chapter 12

    "Well, you know, 2 Corinthians 12 has a little bit of something for everyone. Paul is talking about his "thorn in the flesh," which we can all relate to. He says it's a messenger of Satan, but he doesn't tell us what it is, which is probably for the best.

  • Chapter 13

    "Welcome back to Weekend Update, I'm Norm MacDonald. This week, we're taking a look at the Bible, specifically 2 Corinthians 13. Paul's writing to the Corinthians to get them to shape up and stop being lazy.