"Welcome back to Weekend Update, I'm Norm MacDonald. This week, we're taking a look at the Bible, specifically 2 Corinthians 13. Paul's writing to the Corinthians to get them to shape up and stop being lazy. He warns them to watch out for false apostles, and to not let their faith be shaken - if they've been tested, it's only to make them stronger. In short, Paul's trying to get them to be more active in their faith and take it seriously. Basically, he's telling them to get their act together. That's 2 Corinthians 13, folks. Now go and sin no more."