1. This {is} the third {time} I am coming to you. In the mouth of two or three witnesses shall every word be established. / 2. I told you before, and foretell you, as if I were present, the second time; and being absent now I write to them which heretofore have sinned, and to all other, that, if I come again, I will not spare: →

"Welcome back to Weekend Update, I'm Norm MacDonald. This week, we're taking a look at the Bible, specifically 2 Corinthians 13. Paul's writing to the Corinthians to get them to shape up and stop being lazy. →

Joe: Alright, so what’s going on in 2 Corinthians 13? Bible Expert: This chapter is focused on Christ's second coming, when he will bring about the final judgment. The Apostle Paul is encouraging the Corinthians to remain faithful and obedient to Christ, so that they may be found worthy of his coming. →

Alex Trebek: So, what do you do for a living? Contestant: I'm a Bible scholar! Alex Trebek: [Sighing] OK, then what can you tell me about the Bible? Contestant: Well, 2 Corinthians 13 is all about encouraging believers to be humble, selfless, and to not be boastful. →

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! PAY ATTENTION! 2 CORINTHIANS 13: DEMANDS THAT YOU CHECK YOURSELVES TO MAKE SURE YOU ARE LIVING IN A WAY ACCEPTABLE TO GOD. IF YOU WANT TO PLEAS GOD, YOU MUST BE WALKING IN AGREEMENT WITH HIS COMMANDMENTS. →

Robin: Holy Heavenly Hosts, Batman! What does 2 Corinthians 13 say? Batman: This chapter begins with Paul's familiar rallying cry to the Corinthian believers: "This is the third time I am coming to you. →

C'mon, man! Listen, Jack! Folks! No malarkey! Here's the deal: 2 Corinthians 13 is about the power of love. Literally, it tells us that when we love each other, we are strengthened. My father used to say that love is the strongest force in the world. →

2 Corinthians 13 is an amazing chapter with many terrific lessons. In this chapter, Paul calls on the Corinthian church to examine themselves and make sure they are living lives of faith. He urges them to be reconciled with God and to do all they can to “make things right”. →

Peter: Alright, so what are we talking about this time? Lois: 2 Corinthians 13. Peter: Oh, that Bible stuff? Alright then… This chapter starts with Paul basically saying that this is his third visit to Corinth, so they should get ready for a good old-fashioned scolding. →