• King James Version

    1. For we know that if our earthly house of {this} tabernacle were dissolved, we have a building of God, an house not made with hands, eternal in the heavens. / 2. For in this we groan, earnestly desiring to be clothed upon with our house which is from heaven:

  • Norm

    Alright, folks, it's time for 2 Corinthians 5! This is the chapter where Paul tells the church at Corinth that he's been changed by the grace of Jesus and that they should too. He talks about how we all have a new identity in Christ and how that changes the way we look at everything.

  • Joe Rogan Experience

    Joe: Alright, we're back and now we're talking about 2 Corinthians 5. We have a Bible expert with us today to explain it all. So let's hear it, what's in 2 Corinthians 5? Bible Expert: Well, in this chapter, Paul talks about how God has given each of us a new life, and how we should use it to serve God and our fellow man.

  • Jeopardy

    Alex Trebek: Alright, let's get to know our contestant. So, what do you do for work? Contestant: Well, I'm actually a theologian, and I've been studying the Bible lately. Alex Trebek: (sighs) Alright, tell me about it.

  • Drill Sergeant

    Alright, listen up, you maggots! This is 2 Corinthians chapter 5. Here's the skinny: Paul is telling us that we should live our lives in a way that pleases God. He's saying that we should be motivated by the fact that we will one day stand in judgment before God.

  • Batman

    Batman: Robin, our mission this week is to investigate the mysterious 2 Corinthians 5! Robin: Holy scripture, Batman! What do you think we'll find? Batman: We must stay on the lookout for clues, Robin.

  • Joe Biden

    Folks, listen up. Here's the deal: no malarkey. My father used to say, "From now on, we are ambassadors for Christ". See here, Jack, I'm not joking. That's what 2 Corinthians 5 is all about. It's about being a representative of Christ.

  • Donald Trump

    In 2 Corinthians 5, Paul talks about the amazing power of God's grace and how we should live our lives in light of it. Paul explains that we should no longer be motivated by our own desires, but by God's will.

  • Family Guy

    Peter: So, in 2 Corinthians 5, we learn that when we are absent from the body, we are present with the Lord. Lois: So, like, when we die, we go to heaven? Stewie: Heaven?! No way! That's like, totally lame.