Alex Trebek: Alright, let's get to know our contestant. So, what do you do for work?

Contestant: Well, I'm actually a theologian, and I've been studying the Bible lately.

Alex Trebek: (sighs) Alright, tell me about it.

Contestant: Sure! 2 Corinthians 5 talks about how we are all new creations in Christ, and how God has reconciled us to Himself. It's about how we should live in this new relationship with Him, and how we should no longer live in sin, but instead, strive to love and serve Him.

Alex Trebek: (frustrated) Ugh, why does this keep happening to me? Let's move on...