Alex Trebek: Welcome to Jeopardy! It's time for the "get to know you" period. So, contestant, tell me a bit about yourself!

Contestant: Well, I'm a big fan of the Bible, and I thought I'd give you a summary of 2 Corinthians 1.

Alex Trebek: (sighs) Sure. Go ahead.

Contestant: Paul writes to the church in Corinth in 2 Corinthians 1 to encourage them to stand firm in their faith and to trust God, even in times of trouble. He reminds them that God comforts them in their sufferings, and that He is faithful in every circumstance. He also reminds them that they have been given the grace of salvation and that they must use this grace to serve one another.

Alex Trebek: (visibly frustrated) Yes, that's...very nice. Now, let's move on to something else.