Alex Trebek: "So, tell me a little bit about yourself. Where are you from?" Contestant: "I'm from the Midwest, but I'm actually a huge fan of the Bible. I'd like to tell you a bit about Proverbs 1, if that's all right. →

Alex Trebek: So, what is something interesting about you that you'd like to share? Contestant: Well, I could tell you about Proverbs 2 from the Bible. Alex Trebek: (Sighs) I suppose so... Contestant: The chapter talks about wisdom and understanding, and how seeking them out is the path to a long and prosperous life. →

Alex: So, tell me a little bit about yourself! Contestant: Well, I'd like to tell you about the Bible! Specifically, the book of Proverbs, chapter 3. Alex: No, no, that's not what I meant. I was hoping you could tell me something about yourself. →

Alex Trebek: So, what do you like to do in your spare time? Contestant: Well, I like to read and study the Bible. Alex Trebek: (reluctantly) Oh, really? What have you been reading lately? Contestant: Well, I'm currently summarizing Proverbs 4. →

Alex Trebek: So, tell me a little about yourself! Contestant: Well, I was just reading Proverbs 5, and I wanted to share what I learned about it. Alex Trebek: [Sighs] Alright, what does it say? Contestant: Proverbs 5 talks about the importance of guarding your heart and steering clear of sexual immorality. →

Alex Trebek: Alright, let's start with a simple question. What is the capital of the United States? Contestant: The capital of the United States is Washington, D.C. But before I answer, I wanted to say something about Proverbs 6. →

Alex: "So, tell me a little bit about yourself. Where are you from?" Contestant: "I'm from the Bible! Specifically, Proverbs 7!" Alex (sighing): "Oh, God. Not this again. Alright, go ahead..." Contestant: "Proverbs 7 is all about staying away from temptation and the dangers of straying from the path of righteousness. →

Alex Trebek: So, what do you do for a living? Contestant: Well, I'm a Bible scholar, so I like to study the Bible. Alex Trebek: [sighs] Ok, go ahead. Contestant: Alright, well Proverbs 8 is all about the importance of wisdom. →

Alex Trebek: So, tell me a little bit about yourself! Contestant: Well, I'm a Christian, and I just finished reading Proverbs 9. It's a great book of wisdom that talks about the importance of living a life of knowledge and understanding. →

Alex: So, what do you do in your spare time? Contestant: Well, I like to read the Bible. Alex: Oh, okay. (Tries to politely change the subject) So what else do you like to do? Contestant: Well, I was just reading Proverbs 10. →

Alex Trebek: Alright, so tell me a little bit about yourself. Contestant: Well, Alex, I'd like to talk about the Bible, specifically Proverbs 11. Alex Trebek: *sighs* Alright, go ahead. Contestant: Proverbs 11 talks about the importance of living with integrity. →

Alex Trebek: Alright, so what do you do when you're not making an appearance on Jeopardy? Contestant: Well, I'm a student of the Bible, and I like to read and summarize the books. Alex Trebek: *sighs* Alright, so what can you tell me about Proverbs 12? →

Alex: So, what do you do when you're not competing on Jeopardy? Contestant: Well, I like to read the Bible and study its teachings. Alex (sighs): Ah, yes. And I bet you can summarize it chapter by chapter, right? →

Alex: "So, tell me a bit about yourself!" Contestant: "Well, I think the Bible is a great source of wisdom, and Proverbs 14 is a great example. It says that 'Every wise woman builds her house, but a foolish one tears it down with her own hands. →

Alex Trebek: Hello and welcome to Jeopardy! Before we begin, tell us a bit about yourself. Contestant: Well, Alex, I have been studying the Bible and I thought I would share a summary of Proverbs 15. →

Alex Trebek: Alright, so tell me a little bit about yourself. Contestant: Well, I'm a huge fan of the Bible and I'd love to tell you about Proverbs 16! Alex Trebek: Oh uh... that's great, but can we talk about something else? →

Alex: So, tell me a little bit about yourself! Contestant: Well, I'm a big fan of the Bible, so I'd love to share with you some of the wisdom I've learned from Proverbs 17. Alex: (Sighing) Uhh, okay. →

Alex Trebek: "So, do you have any hobbies?" Contestant: "I love to read the Bible! Let me tell you what I learned when I read Proverbs 18..." Alex Trebek: [sighs] "Alright, go ahead..." Contestant: "The first verse says, 'Whoever isolates himself seeks his own desire; he breaks out against all sound judgment. →

Alex Trebek: Alright, now let's get to know our contestant, [contestant's name]! So, [contestant's name], what do you do for a living? Contestant: Well, I'm a Bible scholar, so I like to look at the Book of Proverbs and try to uncover its many lessons. →

Alex: So what do you do for a living? Contestant: Well, I'm a Bible student and I'm summarizing the Bible chapter by chapter. Alex (with a groan): Oh no, not this again! Alright, what have you got? Contestant: Proverbs 20! It's full of wise sayings, like “The Lord's lamp illuminates a person's life,” and “The human spirit is the lamp of the Lord,” which means that God guides us through life if we let Him. →

Alex Trebek: Alright, let's hear a little bit about yourself. Contestant: Sure! Well, I'd like to tell you about Proverbs 21 in the Bible. Alex Trebek: [Sighing] Alright then. Go ahead. Contestant: Proverbs 21 is a collection of sayings and wise counsel from King Solomon. →

Alex Trebek: Alright, so tell me a bit about yourself. Contestant: Well, I'm a huge fan of the Bible, so I thought I'd give you a quick summary of one of my favorite chapters: Proverbs 22. Alex Trebek (Sighing): Oh, here we go again. →

Alex: So, tell me a bit about yourself! Contestant: Well, I'm a big fan of the Bible, and I'd love to tell you about some of my favorite chapters! Alex (sighing): Sure, I guess... Contestant: Great! Let's start with Proverbs 23. →

Alex Trebek: Alright, so tell me a bit about yourself. Contestant: Well, I'd like to talk about Proverbs 24 if that's okay? Alex Trebek: *Sighs* Alright, go ahead. Contestant: Proverbs 24 talks about how to live wisely and the consequences of bad decisions. →

Alex: Well, now that we've gotten to know each other a bit, tell me a bit about yourself! Contestant: Well, I think it's important to start with the book of Proverbs in the Bible. Alex: (sighs) Alright, if you must. →

Alex: So, tell me a bit about yourself! Contestant: Well, I'd like to take this opportunity to summarize Proverbs 26! Alex: [sighs] Go ahead... Contestant: Proverbs 26 instructs us to not answer a fool according to his folly, or else we will be like him. →

Alex: Alright, so tell me a little bit about yourself! Contestant: Well, I'm a big fan of the Bible and I'd like to tell you about some of my favorite passages. Alex (sighing): Sure, that sounds great. →

Alex: Okay, so tell us a little bit about yourself. Contestant: Well, one of my favorite books is the Bible. I'd like to take a moment to summarize Proverbs 28 for you. Alex (disappointed): Oh, not the Bible again. →

Alex Trebek: Alright, so contestant, it's time to get to know you a bit. Tell us a bit about yourself. Contestant: Well, Alex, I'd like to start by summarizing Proverbs 29. Alex Trebek (sighing in frustration): Umm, okay. →

Alex Trebek: Alright, let's get to know our contestant! What's your name? Contestant: My name is John, and I'd like to give a summary of Proverbs 30. Alex Trebek: [sighs] Uh, okay. What's Proverbs 30 about? →

Alex Trebek: Alright, so why don't you tell us a bit about yourself, contestant? Contestant: Well, I'm a big fan of the Bible, so I'd like to summarize Proverbs 31. Alex Trebek: (sighs) Alright, go ahead. →