Alex Trebek: Alright, so contestant, it's time to get to know you a bit. Tell us a bit about yourself.

Contestant: Well, Alex, I'd like to start by summarizing Proverbs 29.

Alex Trebek (sighing in frustration): Umm, okay.

Contestant: Proverbs 29 tells us that when people don't accept correction and refuse to listen to wise advice, they will end up in trouble. It also warns us against getting caught up in gossip and warns of the dangers of pride. Finally, it tells us that the fear of the Lord is the beginning of wisdom, and those who follow it will be blessed.

Alex Trebek: Well...that's...great, I guess. Moving on, let's hear something about your hobbies and interests.