Alex Trebek: So, what do you like to do in your spare time?

Contestant: Well, I like to read and study the Bible.

Alex Trebek: (reluctantly) Oh, really? What have you been reading lately?

Contestant: Well, I'm currently summarizing Proverbs 4. It begins with a father's advice to his son to pay attention to wisdom and understanding. He tells his son to never let go of these teachings and to store them in his heart. He goes on to warn his son about the temptations of the wicked and to stay away from them. He then gives his son useful advice about choosing the right path and how to stay on it. Finally, he urges his son to use discretion, think before he speaks and to never forsake wisdom.

Alex Trebek: (looking visibly frustrated) Right...well, let's move on to something else.