Alex: So, tell me a bit about yourself!

Contestant: Well, I'm a big fan of the Bible, and I'd love to tell you about some of my favorite chapters!

Alex (sighing): Sure, I guess...

Contestant: Great! Let's start with Proverbs 23. It's all about how we should live our lives. It says “Be not among drunkards or gluttonous eaters of meat” and “Listen to your father who begot you, And do not despise your mother when she is old”. It also advises us to “buy the truth, and do not sell it,” and “apply your heart to instruction, and your ears to words of knowledge.”

Alex (visibly annoyed): Uhh, okay. Anything else?

Contestant: Yes! It also talks about how we should use our money wisely and not be tempted by wealth. It says “Do not eat the bread of a miser, Nor desire his delicacies; For as he thinks in his heart, so is he.”

Alex: Alright, I think that's enough about the Bible. Let's move on...