Alex: So what do you do for a living?

Contestant: Well, I'm a Bible student and I'm summarizing the Bible chapter by chapter.

Alex (with a groan): Oh no, not this again! Alright, what have you got?

Contestant: Proverbs 20! It's full of wise sayings, like “The Lord's lamp illuminates a person's life,” and “The human spirit is the lamp of the Lord,” which means that God guides us through life if we let Him. There's also a warning to stay away from wine and strong drink, and a reminder that there are consequences to our actions. Finally, it talks about how the Lord hates dishonest scales and dishonest weights, and that we should always be honest and truthful in our dealings.