Alex Trebek: Alright, so why don't you tell us a bit about yourself, contestant?

Contestant: Well, I'm a big fan of the Bible, so I'd like to summarize Proverbs 31.

Alex Trebek: (sighs) Alright, go ahead.

Contestant: Proverbs 31 is about a woman of noble character, who is praised for her strength, wisdom, and devotion to her family. She is a hardworking woman who takes care of her household and provides for her family. She is generous and kind, and is held in high esteem by her husband and children. She is known for her good works and is a source of pride for her family.

Alex Trebek: (sighs) That's...interesting. So, contestant, what do you do for a living?