"Listen up, maggots! This Proverbs 31 chapter is about a capable wife and her virtues. She’s the real deal—she brings honor to her family and is dutiful, reliable and hardworking. She makes sure her husband is respected in the community and takes care of her family’s needs. She’s generous and compassionate, and is always looking out for others. She rises early and takes care of the house. She’s a shrewd businesswoman and makes sure her family is taken care of financially. She wears strength and dignity like a badge of honor and is always prepared for whatever comes her way. That’s how you do it, maggots! She’s an example for all of you."