• King James Version

    1. The words of king Lemuel, the prophecy that his mother taught him. / 2. What, my son? and what, the son of my womb? and what, the son of my vows? / 3. Give not thy strength unto women, nor thy ways to that which destroyeth kings.

  • Norm

    Well, folks, looks like we've got a real doozy of a chapter this week. Proverbs 31. It's the longest chapter in all of Proverbs and it's all about the ideal woman. She's referred to as the "worthy woman," and she's pretty much a superwoman.

  • Joe Rogan Experience

    Joe: Alright, so we have our Bible expert here to talk about the book of Proverbs and specifically the chapter 31. What can you tell us? Expert: Sure, so Proverbs 31 is written by King Lemuel and it is a very interesting chapter.

  • Jeopardy

    Alex Trebek: Alright, so why don't you tell us a bit about yourself, contestant? Contestant: Well, I'm a big fan of the Bible, so I'd like to summarize Proverbs 31. Alex Trebek: (sighs) Alright, go ahead.

  • Drill Sergeant

    "Listen up, maggots! This Proverbs 31 chapter is about a capable wife and her virtues. She’s the real deal—she brings honor to her family and is dutiful, reliable and hardworking. She makes sure her husband is respected in the community and takes care of her family’s needs.

  • Batman

    Batman: This chapter is all about a woman of noble character! Robin: You mean like Catwoman? Batman: In a way, yes. She is strong and wise, and works hard to provide for her family. Robin: Wow, that does sound like Catwoman!

  • Joe Biden

    Folks! See here, Jack! This is Proverbs 31 we're talking about! My father used to say, "No malarkey! A wise and virtuous woman is worth more than rubies!" And he was right! Here's the deal: this woman is the epitome of a good wife.

  • Donald Trump

    10-31 Proverbs 31:10-31 is an amazing chapter of the Bible. It is all about the most terrific of women, the capable wife. She is a huge provider and protector of her family. She works hard, buys land, and invests wisely.

  • Family Guy

    10-31. Peter: Alright, so Proverbs 31 says, "A wife of noble character who can find? She is worth far more than rubies." Lois: Wait, so you're saying a woman is worth more than money? Peter: Yeah, yeah.