• King James Version

    1. A {good} name {is} rather to be chosen than great riches, {and} loving favour rather than silver and gold. {loving...: or, favour is better than, etc} / 2. The rich and poor meet together: the LORD {is} the maker of them all.

  • Norm

    Well, folks, it's time to check in on the Bible, and this week we're looking at Proverbs 22. So what do we have here? Well, it looks like someone's trying to pass off a bunch of old-timey cliches as wisdom.

  • Joe Rogan Experience

    Joe: Alright, so what do we got for chapter 22 of Proverbs? Bible Expert: Well, Proverbs 22 is all about sound advice and wise instruction. Joe: Oh yeah, that sounds juicy. So what kind of advice and stuff do they have in there?

  • Jeopardy

    Alex Trebek: Alright, so tell me a bit about yourself. Contestant: Well, I'm a huge fan of the Bible, so I thought I'd give you a quick summary of one of my favorite chapters: Proverbs 22. Alex Trebek (Sighing): Oh, here we go again.

  • Drill Sergeant

    Hey, maggots, listen up! This is Proverbs 22! It's a bunch of sayings to teach you how to live right. Like, verse 1 says: "A good name is more desirable than great wealth; to be esteemed is better than silver or gold".

  • Batman

    Batman: Greetings, citizens of Gotham! This chapter, Proverbs 22, is all about the importance of good reputation, money management, and wisdom. Robin: Yes, it also teaches us to be humble, generous, and kind.

  • Joe Biden

    6 Folks, here's the deal. I'm not joking, this is the real deal. My father used to say, if you train up a child in the way he should go, you know what's gonna happen? He's gonna stay on the straight and narrow, no malarkey! It's just like the Bible says in Proverbs 22:6: "Train up a child in the way he should go: and when he is old, he will not depart from it.

  • Donald Trump

    6. "Believe me, many people are saying Proverbs 22:6 is unbelievable: 'Train up a child in the way he should go: and when he is old, he will not depart from it.' It's a huge thing, and it's amazing how many such cases we see.

  • Family Guy

    Lois: Alright, so what do we have here? Proverbs 22. Peter: Oh boy. This one's gonna be a doozy. Brian: What do you mean? Peter: Well, the proverb says "A good name is to be chosen rather than great riches.