• King James Version

    1. A wise son {heareth} his father's instruction: but a scorner heareth not rebuke. / 2. A man shall eat good by the fruit of {his} mouth: but the soul of the transgressors {shall eat} violence. / 3. He that keepeth his mouth keepeth his life: {but} he that openeth wide his lips shall have destruction.

  • Norm

    So, Proverbs 13. It's a real hoot. The chapter starts off with a bang, talking about how wisdom is the key to success. But that's not all. It also talks about how wise people are going to get their fair share of riches, while fools will be left in the dust.

  • Joe Rogan Experience

    Joe: Alright, so we're talking about Proverbs 13, what can you tell me about it? Bible Expert: Proverbs 13 is all about gaining wisdom through making wise choices. It emphasizes the importance of wise speech and being careful with one's words.

  • Jeopardy

    Alex: So, what do you do when you're not competing on Jeopardy? Contestant: Well, I like to read the Bible and study its teachings. Alex (sighs): Ah, yes. And I bet you can summarize it chapter by chapter, right?

  • Drill Sergeant

    "You listen up! Proverbs 13 says that a wise person holds their tongue, but a fool blurts out their foolishness. It also tells you to stay away from the wicked and stay close to the wise. It's also saying that you should be careful with your actions and words, because they can bring you joy or sorrow.

  • Batman

    Robin: Gosh, Batman, it sounds like Proverbs 13 is telling us to pay attention to wisdom and advice. Batman: It certainly is, Robin. The chapter tells us that those who listen to wise counsel will succeed, but those who reject it will be destroyed.

  • Joe Biden

    Listen, Jack, here's the deal, no malarkey! Proverbs 13 tells us that wise people take the right path and ignore the wrong one. It's like what my father used to say: "a wise son heeds his father's instruction" - literally, that's what it says.

  • Donald Trump

    Proverbs 13 is all about wisdom, and wise people winning, bigly. God bless America! It starts off by saying that a wise son listens to his father's instruction, but a scoffer does not listen to rebuke. Such hate, so sad! It then goes on to say that a person will eat the fruit of their mouth, meaning they will be rewarded for the words they speak.

  • Family Guy

    Peter: Alright everyone, let's get down to business. We're summarizing Proverbs 13. Brian: Wait, the Bible?! Stewie: Yeah, and it's gonna be just like an episode of Family Guy! Lois: *Rolls eyes* Okay, let's get started.