• King James Version

    1. A false balance {is} abomination to the LORD: but a just weight {is} his delight. {A false...: Heb. Balances of deceit} {just...: Heb. perfect stone} / 2. {When} pride cometh, then cometh shame: but with the lowly {is} wisdom.

  • Norm

    Well, folks, Proverbs 11's got some pretty sage advice, if I do say so myself. First off, it tells us that False scales are an abomination to the Lord. So, uh, if you're doing any shady weighing business, well, you know what I'm about to say.

  • Joe Rogan Experience

    Joe: Alright, so here we are with our Bible expert. Tell us a bit about Proverbs 11. Expert: Proverbs 11 is all about wisdom and understanding. It talks about how wisdom leads to life, while foolishness leads to death.

  • Jeopardy

    Alex Trebek: Alright, so tell me a little bit about yourself. Contestant: Well, Alex, I'd like to talk about the Bible, specifically Proverbs 11. Alex Trebek: *sighs* Alright, go ahead. Contestant: Proverbs 11 talks about the importance of living with integrity.

  • Drill Sergeant

    Ya heard me, recruit? This is Proverbs 11! Listen up! In this chapter, ya gotta watch out for wrongdoin'! Bein' a liar and cheater will only bring ya trouble and heartache! Yer gonna learn that the Lord hates dishonesty and that the truth will always prevail.

  • Batman

    Robin: Holy honesty, Batman! Proverbs 11 is a great reminder that truth is always the best policy! Batman: Indeed, Robin. The chapter starts by reminding us that the Lord detests dishonest scales, but accurate weights find favor with Him.

  • Joe Biden

    C'mon, man! Listen, Jack: Proverbs 11 is a chapter about the value of wisdom, and the consequences of foolishness. Folks, here's the deal: the wise are rewarded with favor and favorability, while the wicked are cut off.

  • Donald Trump

    Proverbs 11: It's unbelievable what a tremendous impact this chapter has! Many people are saying it's a huge blessing and makes America great again! God bless America! The first verse talks about how those who are righteous will ultimately be rewarded, while haters and losers who are wicked will be brought down.

  • Family Guy

    Peter: Alright, so in Proverbs 11, we learn about the power of wisdom and righteousness. Lois: Wait, is this the part where it says, "In the multitude of words there wanteth not sin"? Peter: Yeah, that's it.