• King James Version

    1. My son, if thou wilt receive my words, and hide my commandments with thee; / 2. So that thou incline thine ear unto wisdom, {and} apply thine heart to understanding; / 3. Yea, if thou criest after knowledge, {and} liftest up thy voice for understanding; {liftest.

  • Norm

    Hey, Bible fans! Here's what's going on in Proverbs 2: It's all about seeking wisdom and understanding, and it's all about avoiding evil. The chapter warns us to stay away from people who are living sinful lives and to instead seek out the knowledge of God.

  • Joe Rogan Experience

    Joe: Alright, so what's this chapter all about? Bible Expert: Proverbs 2 is an invitation to gain wisdom. It tells us to seek it out and embrace it and that it will bring understanding, discernment, and knowledge.

  • Jeopardy

    Alex Trebek: So, what is something interesting about you that you'd like to share? Contestant: Well, I could tell you about Proverbs 2 from the Bible. Alex Trebek: (Sighs) I suppose so... Contestant: The chapter talks about wisdom and understanding, and how seeking them out is the path to a long and prosperous life.

  • Drill Sergeant

    Listen up you maggots! Proverbs 2 is about wisdom and understanding. It tells us to seek wisdom and understanding, and that these can be found in God's Word. We should seek out knowledge and understanding, so that we can make wise decisions and have good judgement.

  • Batman

    Batman: "Ah, Robin, I do believe we have a situation that requires our special brand of justice - a situation that requires us to consult the sage wisdom of Proverbs 2!" Robin: "What did our trusty Bible tell us, Batman? What wisdom did it impart?"

  • Joe Biden

    Alright, folks, listen up Jack, c'mon man, I'm gonna tell you about Proverbs 2. Now, this here chapter is about wisdom - that's right, no malarkey, not gonna happen! See, it's a lesson on how to live, how to get ahead in life, and how to stay out of trouble.

  • Donald Trump

    Proverbs 2 is truly terrific! It explains the importance of wisdom and understanding, and how to find it. In this chapter, God encourages us to seek knowledge and discernment and to never give up. He warns us to stay away from evil, those who are wicked, and haters and losers.

  • Family Guy

    1-15. Peter: Alright, so, Proverbs 2:1-15. Alright, so it starts off with "My son, if you accept my words and store up my commands within you, turning your ear to wisdom and applying your heart to understanding.