• King James Version

    1. My son, keep my words, and lay up my commandments with thee. / 2. Keep my commandments, and live; and my law as the apple of thine eye. / 3. Bind them upon thy fingers, write them upon the table of thine heart.

  • Norm

    Hey everyone, Norm MacDonald here with a recap of Proverbs 7. So, first off, the chapter starts off with a warning for young men to avoid the temptations of promiscuous women. And God knows, there are plenty of those around.

  • Joe Rogan Experience

    Joe: Alright, so we've got an expert on the Bible, and we're gonna talk about Proverbs 7. Let's hear it! Expert: Proverbs 7 starts off with a warning to the young man to not be led astray by an adulterous woman.

  • Jeopardy

    Alex: "So, tell me a little bit about yourself. Where are you from?" Contestant: "I'm from the Bible! Specifically, Proverbs 7!" Alex (sighing): "Oh, God. Not this again. Alright, go ahead..." Contestant: "Proverbs 7 is all about staying away from temptation and the dangers of straying from the path of righteousness.

  • Drill Sergeant

    "GOT IT? LISTEN UP! Proverbs 7 is all about making smart decisions. Don't go looking for trouble - stay on the straight and narrow. Don't be tempted by the wrong people and the wrong things. Stay away from the adulteress, she'll only bring you down.

  • Batman

    Batman: Proverbs 7 is all about wisdom and understanding. Robin: Especially when it comes to avoiding temptation. Joker: Oh, temptation? Tell me more! Batman: Well, Joker, the chapter starts off with a warning about the danger of straying from the path of wisdom.

  • Joe Biden

    Listen, Jack, c'mon, man--my father used to say that wisdom is the best thing you could have. And you can find it in the book of Proverbs, excuse me. Here's the deal--a young man who's just getting started in life should pay attention to the wisdom that's in the book.

  • Donald Trump

    1-27. Proverbs 7 is a sad! story about a foolish young man who was taken in by an immoral woman. He was flattered by her many compliments, and he quickly fell for her charm. The woman was a hater and loser, and she lured him into her house.

  • Family Guy

    Peter (narrating): Alright, so here's the summary of Proverbs 7. Lois: Wow! What's it about? Peter: Well, it's about wisdom and the importance of avoiding temptation. It tells a story of a young man who is warned about the danger of seductive women.