• King James Version

    1. Doth not wisdom cry? and understanding put forth her voice? / 2. She standeth in the top of high places, by the way in the places of the paths. / 3. She crieth at the gates, at the entry of the city, at the coming in at the doors.

  • Norm

    Okay, yeah, so this is Proverbs 8. Here's what's goin' on: Lady Wisdom is talkin' up a storm. She's bragging about how she was there at creation, makin' sure everything ran smoothly. She's also claimin' that hangin' out with her is more valuable than gold and silver.

  • Joe Rogan Experience

    Joe: Alright, so what can you tell us about Proverbs 8? Bible Expert: Well, Proverbs 8 is all about wisdom and understanding. It starts off by talking about wisdom personified as a woman, calling out in the streets and offering her knowledge and insight to all who will listen.

  • Jeopardy

    Alex Trebek: So, what do you do for a living? Contestant: Well, I'm a Bible scholar, so I like to study the Bible. Alex Trebek: [sighs] Ok, go ahead. Contestant: Alright, well Proverbs 8 is all about the importance of wisdom.

  • Drill Sergeant

    Listen up, you maggots! In Proverbs 8, Wisdom is calling out to all of you! She's telling you to learn, get understanding, and look for knowledge and discretion. She's getting a bit preachy and telling you to listen to her instructions and you'll live long and prosperous lives.

  • Batman

    Robin: "Golly, Batman, it looks like this chapter of the Bible is all about wisdom." Batman: "You are right, Robin. Proverbs 8 is an ode to wisdom. We hear Wisdom personified, speaking of her power and her benefits.

  • Joe Biden

    Listen, Jack, here's the deal. Proverbs 8 is all about wisdom, and like my father used to say, 'Wisdom is better than any riches.' See here, Jack, wisdom is personified in this chapter as a woman who cries out in the streets, and I'm not joking, folks, it's pretty poetic! She calls out, 'To you, O people, I call out, and my cry is to all mankind.

  • Donald Trump

    Proverbs 8 is all about wisdom! Wisdom is huge, believe me, and it's a really terrific thing. Many people are saying it's the most important thing in the world! Wisdom is the daughter of God and she's very, very smart.

  • Family Guy

    Peter: Alright, kids, let's get this Bible summary started! So, Proverbs 8 is about wisdom, and it's personified in a woman called Lady Wisdom. Lois: Ooh, sounds like some sultry business! Brian: Lady Wisdom is a pretty wise lady, and she's telling everyone to come and get some of that knowledge.