• King James Version

    1. The preparations of the heart in man, and the answer of the tongue, {is} from the LORD. {preparations: or, disposings} / 2. All the ways of a man {are} clean in his own eyes; but the LORD weigheth the spirits.

  • Norm

    Well folks, it's time to check in on the good book. This week, we're in Proverbs 16, which is all about morality, humility, and the Lord's plan. According to the book, God has the power to make things happen, and if you show humility and respect, you'll be rewarded.

  • Joe Rogan Experience

    Joe: So our guest is an expert on the Bible, and he's here to talk to us about Proverbs 16. Bible Expert: Yes, Proverbs 16 is an interesting chapter. It's full of wisdom and advice from Solomon, the son of King David.

  • Jeopardy

    Alex Trebek: Alright, so tell me a little bit about yourself. Contestant: Well, I'm a huge fan of the Bible and I'd love to tell you about Proverbs 16! Alex Trebek: Oh uh... that's great, but can we talk about something else?

  • Drill Sergeant

    Attention! Listen up! Proverbs 16 is all about control! Restrain your passion, and you'll restrain your tongue. Don't be quick to speak; don't be quick to take action. Instead, take your time and think through every decision.

  • Batman

    Robin: Holy cow, Batman! Proverbs 16 says that we can make our plans, but it's God who determines our steps. Batman: That's right, Robin. It's a reminder that no matter how hard we work for something, it's ultimately in God's hands.

  • Joe Biden

    Folks, listen here Jack! My father used to say, “All the ways of a man are pure in his own eyes, but the Lord weigheth the spirits.” See here, Jack, no malarkey! That's Proverbs 16. Here's the deal - literally.

  • Donald Trump

    Proverbs 16 is all about bigly wisdom, and how it is far better than foolishness. The chapter talks about how the Lord has made all of His plans and they will never change. The Lord sets the standards for decision making and judgement, and it is up to us to follow them.

  • Family Guy

    Peter: Alright, so this Proverbs 16 thingy starts off with "The plans of the heart belong to man, but the answer of the tongue is from the Lord." Lois: So, like, God's always got the last word? Brian: It's like when Stan Lee used to write the last panel of the comic book.