• King James Version

    1. The book of the generation of Jesus Christ, the son of David, the son of Abraham. / 2. Abraham begat Isaac; and Isaac begat Jacob; and Jacob begat Judas and his brethren; / 3. And Judas begat Phares and Zara of Thamar; and Phares begat Esrom; and Esrom begat Aram;

  • Norm

    Well, this is one for the books - Matthew 1. In this chapter, we get a genealogy of Jesus through his father Joseph, all the way back to the big man himself, Abraham. Yeah, he's been dead for a while now, but you know, still an impressive lineage.

  • Joe Rogan Experience

    Joe: Alright, let's hear it. What's the deal with Matthew 1? Bible Expert: Well, basically it's the genealogy of Jesus Christ, tracing his family tree all the way back to Abraham. Joe: Wow! That's a long lineage!

  • Jeopardy

    Alex: So, tell us about yourself! Contestant: Well, I'd like to start by summarizing the Bible, starting with Matthew 1. Alex (sighing): Alright, but make it quick. Contestant: Matthew 1 is about the genealogy of Jesus Christ, tracing his lineage all the way back to Abraham.

  • Drill Sergeant

    "LISTEN UP, RECRUITS! You need to know about Matthew 1: We got Jesus' family tree, and you better pay attention. It all starts with Abraham, the father of faith, and goes all the way to Joseph, Jesus' father.

  • Batman

    Batman: To the Bat-Cave, Robin! We've got work to do! Robin: What is it, Batman? Batman: We've got to summarize the Bible for the folks at home! Robin: Wow, that's a big project! Where should we start?

  • Joe Biden

    Listen, Jack. Here's what I got for ya. Matthew 1 is all about Jesus' family tree. It's literally a long list of names, so if you're not into that, you know, I'm not gonna force ya. But if you wanna know who Jesus' ancestors were, this is the chapter for ya.

  • Donald Trump

    Bigly exciting news! Matthew 1 tells us the amazing story of Jesus' family tree. It starts with Abraham, who was the father of Isaac, who was the father of Jacob, and many such cases. Jacob was the father of Judah and his brothers - the haters and losers! Judah was the father of Perez and Zerah, whose mother was Tamar, who was an unbelievable lady.

  • Family Guy

    Peter: Alright, so the chapter starts off with a big ol' genealogy. Lots of names. Abraham, David, Solomon, and all them. Lois: Wow, that's a lot of names. Brian: Hey, I think I read somewhere that Jesus' DNA was tested and it actually matches with the DNA of King David.