1. The Pharisees also with the Sadducees came, and tempting desired him that he would shew them a sign from heaven. / 2. He answered and said unto them, When it is evening, ye say, {It will be} fair weather: for the sky is red. →

Welcome to Weekend Update, I'm Norm MacDonald. So, this week in the Bible, in Matthew chapter 16, Jesus starts off by asking his disciples who people say he is. People were saying he was John the Baptist, Elijah, or one of the prophets. →

Joe: Alright, we got Bible Expert on the show today to give us a chapter by chapter breakdown of the Bible. What have you got for us today? Bible Expert: Well today we are looking at chapter 16 of Matthew. →

Alex Trebek: So, tell me about yourself. Contestant: Well, I'm a big fan of the Bible, so I'd like to give you a brief summary of Matthew 16. Alex Trebek: [Sighs] Alright, if you insist… Contestant: Matthew 16 starts with Jesus asking his disciples who people say he is. →

Listen up, maggots! This chapter is all about Peter getting some recognition. Jesus tells him he's pretty amazing and gives him the nickname "Rock." He then tells the disciples that the religious leaders are all wrong. →

Batman: Greetings, Robin. We have a new challenge before us, a challenge presented to us by the all-knowing Bible. Robin: What's the challenge, Batman? Batman: In the 16th chapter of Matthew, Jesus asks his disciples, "Who do people say the Son of Man is?" →

Folks, I'm gonna tell you what, I was reading this Bible, and I came across Matthew 16. See here, Jack, it's about Peter, who's like a holy guy and all, and Jesus says to him, “You are Peter and on this rock I will build my church. →

Matthew 16 is an amazing chapter in the Bible, full of bigly lessons about faith. It starts with Jesus asking his disciples a terrific question: "Who do people say I am?" The disciples answer with many such cases: some say John the Baptist, some say Elijah, and some say one of the prophets. →

Peter: Alright, so in Matthew 16, Jesus asks his disciples who people think he is, and then he asks them who they think he is. Brian: He's the one and only. The chosen one. He's like a superhero, except he can turn water into wine. →