• King James Version

    1. Then came to Jesus scribes and Pharisees, which were of Jerusalem, saying, / 2. Why do thy disciples transgress the tradition of the elders? for they wash not their hands when they eat bread. / 3. But he answered and said unto them, Why do ye also transgress the commandment of God by your tradition?

  • Norm

    Well, folks, it's time to take a look at the latest chapter from the Bible. This week, we're in Matthew 15, and let me tell you, it's wild. So, Jesus is just chilling with some of his disciples and some Pharisees, when all of a sudden, the Pharisees start getting all up in Jesus' grill about the dietary laws.

  • Joe Rogan Experience

    Joe: Alright, so Matthew 15. What do we got goin' on here? Bible Expert: Well, this chapter begins with Jesus being confronted by some religious leaders who are accusing his disciples of not following their traditions.

  • Jeopardy

    Alex Trebek: So, tell me a bit about yourself. Contestant: I'm a big fan of the Bible, and I'd like to share with you what I know about the book of Matthew. Alex Trebek: [visibly frustrated] Alright, let's hear it.

  • Drill Sergeant

    LISTEN UP RECRUITS! This is MATTHEW CHAPTER 15! Jesus is now teaching us about proper worship, and how it comes from deep within us. He says that it's not just about obeying the rules, but about having a relationship with God.

  • Batman

    Batman: Robin, can you believe it? I just heard about what happened in Matthew 15! Robin: What happened, Batman? Batman: Jesus was being criticized for not following the rules of the Pharisees. He defended his actions by saying that it is not what goes into a person's mouth that defiles them, but what comes out of it.

  • Joe Biden

    C'mon, man! Listen, Jack, we gotta talk about Matthew 15. Folks, this chapter is all about tradition. I'm not joking, my father used to say that tradition is important. See here, Jack, Jesus is talking to the Pharisees and they're going on and on about how traditions are a part of the Law.

  • Donald Trump

    Chapter 15 of the Bible is amazing. The Pharisees and scribes, the haters and losers, were getting overrated with their complaints about Jesus' disciples not washing their hands before they ate - they were getting so worked up about it they were missing the point entirely.

  • Family Guy

    Peter: Alright, so in Matthew 15, Jesus and his disciples had to deal with some Pharisees and scribes. Lois: Oh boy, here we go again. Brian: Yeah, when are these guys gonna learn that Jesus is always right?