• King James Version

    1. And he entered into a ship, and passed over, and came into his own city. / 2. And, behold, they brought to him a man sick of the palsy, lying on a bed: and Jesus seeing their faith said unto the sick of the palsy; Son, be of good cheer; thy sins be forgiven thee.

  • Norm

    So, in Matthew 9, Jesus is really gettin' around. He's like, healing people, and then he's like, calling some dudes to be his disciples. It's like, "you guys, you wanna come hang with me? Sure, why not!" Then he's like, "you guys, you wanna do miracles? Sure, why not!" He's really just like, "yeah, sure, why not," to everyone.

  • Joe Rogan Experience

    Joe: Alright, so what’s going on in Matthew 9? Bible Expert: Well, it starts with Jesus telling his disciples that he wants them to be aware that he isn’t here to condemn the world but to save it. He then proceeds to heal a paralyzed man, and the people around him are amazed.

  • Jeopardy

    Alex: Alright, so let's get to know each other a bit. What do you do for a living? Contestant: I'm a Bible scholar. Alex: Oh, that's interesting. So what do you specialize in? Contestant: Well, I specialize in summarizing the Bible chapter by chapter.

  • Drill Sergeant

    LISTEN UP, RECRUITS! MATTHEW CHAPTER NINE! JESUS HEALED A PARALYTIC MAN BY TELLING HIM TO TAKE UP HIS BED AND WALK. THEN JESUS WENT AROUND HEALING PEOPLE OF ALL SORTS OF DISEASES, AND HE TAUGHT AND HE PREACHED.

  • Batman

    Batman: Robin, something strange is going on. Robin: What is it, Batman? Batman: Jesus is healing the sick and restoring sight to the blind, even forgiving the sins of some people. Catwoman: How can he do such things?

  • Joe Biden

    Folks, listen up, I'm tellin' ya, Matthew 9 is no malarkey! Here's the deal: Jesus is healin' people left and right. My father used to say, “Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day, but teach a man to fish and he'll eat for a lifetime.

  • Donald Trump

    1-17. Jesus was doing some amazing things, and many people were saying how tremendous he was! He was healing many of the sick, and even bringing people back from the dead! He was huge in the area, and it was unbelieveable!

  • Family Guy

    Peter: Alright, so in Matthew 9, Jesus is chillin' in Capernaum and calls Matthew to follow him. Lois: Follow him where? Brian: He's gonna follow Jesus, Lois. Chris: Yeah, and then Jesus enters a house and has dinner with a bunch of tax collectors and sinners.