Peter: Alright, so in Matthew 9, Jesus is chillin' in Capernaum and calls Matthew to follow him.

Lois: Follow him where? Brian: He's gonna follow Jesus, Lois.

Chris: Yeah, and then Jesus enters a house and has dinner with a bunch of tax collectors and sinners.

Quagmire: Yeah, and Jesus says something like, "It's not the healthy who need a doctor, but the sick!"

Cleveland: That's a really deep thought, Quagmire. Peter: Oh yeah, and then Jesus is walking around and some people ask him why his followers don't fast like the Pharisees do.

Lois: And what did he say?

Brian: He said, 'How can wedding guests fast while the bridegroom is with them? They can't fast while the time of celebration is going on.'

Chris: Yeah, and then Jesus goes around healing people.

Quagmire: Yeah, like this one dude who was blind, and Jesus makes some mud and puts it on his eyes and he can see again.

Cleveland: Wow, that's incredible.

Peter: Yeah, and then Jesus tells some parables about a patch of cloth and some wine.

Lois: So, that's it?

Brian: Yeah, that's it.

Chris: Wait, why is Quagmire eating a donut?

Quagmire: Hey, what can I say? It's just too hard to resist.