Peter: Hey, guys! We've got a new chapter of the Bible to review. Let's see what Matthew 8 has to say.

Brian: Alright, let's get to it. So, Jesus is out healing people and then he goes up to a mountain.

Lois: Whoa, that must have been a bit of a hike.

Peter: Typical Jesus. He's always getting himself into wacky adventures like that.

Stewie: Yeah, and then he meets a Roman soldier who asks for healing for his servant. Jesus just says "I will come and heal him" and then he does it!

Brian: Wow, that's some power right there.

Lois: Then Jesus talks about how it's easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of God.

Peter: That's a hilarious reference. Especially since it's impossible to do!

Stewie: Yeah, it's like saying that it's easier to fit the entire cast of Friends into a phone booth than it is for a rich man to get into Heaven.

Brian: Okay, moving on...then Jesus heals a bunch of other people and a bunch of demons.

Lois: Sounds like a wild night.

Peter: Yeah, and then he gets into a boat and sails away.

Stewie: Wait, why?

Lois: Because he had to go and preach to other people.

Peter: Ah, makes sense. Well, that's about it for Matthew 8.