Peter: Hey, guys! We've got a new chapter of the Bible to review. Let's see what Matthew 8 has to say.
Brian: Alright, let's get to it. So, Jesus is out healing people and then he goes up to a mountain.
Lois: Whoa, that must have been a bit of a hike.
Peter: Typical Jesus. He's always getting himself into wacky adventures like that.
Stewie: Yeah, and then he meets a Roman soldier who asks for healing for his servant. Jesus just says "I will come and heal him" and then he does it!
Brian: Wow, that's some power right there.
Lois: Then Jesus talks about how it's easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of God.
Peter: That's a hilarious reference. Especially since it's impossible to do!
Stewie: Yeah, it's like saying that it's easier to fit the entire cast of Friends into a phone booth than it is for a rich man to get into Heaven.
Brian: Okay, moving on...then Jesus heals a bunch of other people and a bunch of demons.
Lois: Sounds like a wild night.
Peter: Yeah, and then he gets into a boat and sails away.
Stewie: Wait, why?
Lois: Because he had to go and preach to other people.
Peter: Ah, makes sense. Well, that's about it for Matthew 8.