• King James Version

    1. When he was come down from the mountain, great multitudes followed him. / 2. And, behold, there came a leper and worshipped him, saying, Lord, if thou wilt, thou canst make me clean. / 3. And Jesus put forth {his} hand, and touched him, saying, I will; be thou clean.

  • Norm

    Hey, it's me, Norm MacDonald and I'm here to give you the rundown on Matthew 8. Alright, so Jesus is really healing people left and right. He heals a leper, a paralytic and a bunch of other sick folks. Then he tells a bunch of his followers to follow him and they do.

  • Joe Rogan Experience

    Joe: Alright, so tell us about Matthew 8. Bible Expert: Sure, in Matthew 8, Jesus heals a leper, a centurion's servant, and Peter's mother-in-law. Joe: Whoa, whoa, whoa, hold on a second. Jesus healed lepers? Do people still get leprosy?

  • Jeopardy

    Alex Trebek: "Welcome to the show, contestant! So, tell me a little bit about yourself." Contestant: "Well, I'm interested in the Bible, so I'd like to tell you about Matthew 8." Alex Trebek: "Oh, that's, uh, nice.

  • Drill Sergeant

    Listen up, recruits! In Matthew 8, Jesus shows off his power. He heals a man with leprosy, and another who was paralyzed. Then He gives orders to the winds and the waves and they obey Him. He even makes a bunch of demons leave a guy, and they get into a herd of pigs and make them run into a lake and drown.

  • Batman

    Robin: Batman, this chapter of the Bible contains many stories of Jesus' healing power. Batman: It's a good thing he had it, for the sake of those who were in need of his help. Penguin: Ah, the old 'miracle worker' routine.

  • Joe Biden

    Folks, here's the deal. I'm not joking: Jesus was doing some serious work in Matthew 8. Literally, he was healing people everywhere he went. He healed a leper, some centurions, and even Peter's mother-in-law.

  • Donald Trump

    Matthew 8 is full of amazing stories of Jesus healing and performing miracles. He healed a leper, who was very scared and sad at first, but then was overjoyed when Jesus touched him. He also healed a Roman Centurion's servant, and everyone was amazed by his faith.

  • Family Guy

    Peter: Hey, guys! We've got a new chapter of the Bible to review. Let's see what Matthew 8 has to say. Brian: Alright, let's get to it. So, Jesus is out healing people and then he goes up to a mountain.