• King James Version

    1. At the same time came the disciples unto Jesus, saying, Who is the greatest in the kingdom of heaven? / 2. And Jesus called a little child unto him, and set him in the midst of them, / 3. And said, Verily I say unto you, Except ye be converted, and become as little children, ye shall not enter into the kingdom of heaven.

  • Norm

    Well, folks, it looks like things are getting serious in the Bible. In Chapter 18 of Matthew, Jesus is getting right down to business. He's teaching his disciples the importance of unity and humility. He says if someone sins against you, you should confront them directly.

  • Joe Rogan Experience

    Joe: Alright, so we're talking about the 18th chapter of the book of Matthew. What's this one about? Bible Expert: Well, Joe, it's mostly about how to live in community with other believers. Jesus talks about how if someone sins against you, you should go to them privately to try and reconcile.

  • Jeopardy

    Alex Trebek: Alright, so tell me a bit about yourself. Contestant: Well, I thought I'd give you a bit of a summary of the Bible, starting with Matthew 18. Alex Trebek: [Sigh] Alright... Contestant: In Matthew 18, Jesus instructs His disciples to become like little children, as they are closer to the Kingdom of Heaven.

  • Drill Sergeant

    Listen up, maggots! This is Matthew 18! Jesus is tellin' ya how ya should treat each other. He says the one who humbles himself like a little child will enter the Kingdom of Heaven. He also says to treat each other with respect and not to cause anyone to stumble.

  • Batman

    (Batman and Robin are standing in the Batcave) Batman: Robin, it's time to review the events of Matthew 18. Robin: Let's do it! Batman: Jesus taught his disciples about humility and service, saying that whoever wants to be great must be the servant of all.

  • Joe Biden

    15-22. Folks! Listen, Jack, I'm gonna tell you something about Matthew 18:15-22. See here, Jack, the chapter tells us that if we have a disagreement with someone, we should go to them directly and try to work it out.

  • Donald Trump

    In Matthew 18, the Bible is telling us some huge lessons about how we should treat each other! Amazingly, Jesus teaches us to be forgiving and be humble. He tells us that when we humble ourselves, we will be exalted.

  • Family Guy

    Peter: Alright, in Matthew 18, Jesus is talking about how to deal with disputes among members of the Christian community. He says if someone sins against another, they should go to them privately and try to work it out.