Alex Trebek: Alright, so tell me a bit about yourself.

Contestant: Well, I thought I'd give you a bit of a summary of the Bible, starting with Matthew 18.

Alex Trebek: [Sigh] Alright...

Contestant: In Matthew 18, Jesus instructs His disciples to become like little children, as they are closer to the Kingdom of Heaven. He then tells them to forgive others if they repent, or else they will be brought before the court of Heaven. Jesus goes on to explain that any sin against one of these little ones is especially heinous and that it's better to lose a body part than to be thrown into the fires of hell. He also speaks of the importance of church discipline and concludes by addressing the issue of worrying.