Alex Trebek: "So, what do you do for a living?"

Contestant: "Well, I'm actually a student of the Bible, and I'd like to tell you about Matthew 23 if you don't mind. It's a really important chapter!"

Alex Trebek: "I'm sure it is, but can we talk about something else? I'm sure everyone here would like to hear about you."

Contestant: "Sure, but I'd really like to tell you about Matthew 23. It's about the warnings Jesus gave to the religious leaders about their hypocrisy. He calls them out for their self-righteousness and their need to be seen as holy but not actually practicing what they preach. He warns them that they will be judged, and that they have a responsibility to lead the people, not just talk about it."

Alex Trebek: *sighs* "Okay, if you must. What else is in Matthew 23?"

Contestant: "Well, Jesus also talks about how the religious leaders should be humble and not try to draw attention to themselves. He also warns them to be careful of setting up rules that are too strict and hard to follow. Finally, He tells them that they have to learn to practice what they preach and live by their own standards."

Alex Trebek: *rolls eyes* "Well, I'm glad you can remember all that. Anything else?"

Contestant: "Yes! Jesus also tells them to be careful of their words and their actions, because what they do reflects on the Kingdom of God. He also warns them that their judgement will be harsher than anyone else's."

Alex Trebek: *sighs* "Well, I'm sure everyone learned something today. Let's move on to something else, shall we?"