Alex Trebek: Alright, so tell me a bit about yourself.

Contestant: Well, I'd like to start by talking about the Bible. Specifically, I'd like to give you a quick summary of Matthew 11.

Alex Trebek: (Sighing) Alright, if you must.

Contestant: In Matthew 11, Jesus teaches about the kingdom of heaven and how it is like a treasure hidden in a field. He then tells the crowd to take his yoke upon them and learn from him, for he is gentle and lowly of heart. Jesus then goes on to speak about his ministry, saying that he is greater than John the Baptist. Finally, Jesus sends out his disciples to go and preach in his name and to heal the sick.

Alex Trebek: (Expressionless) Interesting. Moving on, tell me about your hobbies.