Alex Trebek: "Welcome to the show, contestant! So, tell me a little bit about yourself."

Contestant: "Well, I'm interested in the Bible, so I'd like to tell you about Matthew 8."

Alex Trebek: "Oh, that's, uh, nice. Tell me something else about yourself."

Contestant: "No, I really want to tell you about Matthew 8. In it, Jesus heals a leper, a centurion's servant, and Peter's mother-in-law, and then he calms a storm."

Alex Trebek: "Okay, that's great, but I'm sure there's more to you than just the Bible. What other hobbies do you have?"

Contestant: "Well, I also like to talk about the Bible. In Matthew 8, Jesus also heals many people who were sick and casts out demons, and then he boards a boat to cross the sea of Galilee."

Alex Trebek: "Look, I'm sure that's very interesting, but can we talk about something else? How about your favorite movie?"

Contestant: "No, I want to talk about Matthew 8. Jesus walks on the water, but the disciples don't recognize him, so he has to tell them who he is. Then, he heals two demon-possessed men in the region of the Gadarenes."

Alex Trebek: *sighs in exasperation* "All right, all right. What else did Jesus do in Matthew 8?"

Contestant: "He went to the region of Tyre and Sidon, where he healed a Canaanite woman's daughter and cast out a legion of demons. Then, he returns to the sea of Galilee and heals all the people who were sick."

Alex Trebek: *sighs again* "Well, that's wonderful. Maybe we can talk about something else now?"

Contestant: "Sure, but I just wanted you to know about Matthew 8!"