Alex Trebek: "So, tell me a bit about yourself!"

Contestant: "Well, I've been studying the Bible lately, and I thought I'd share some of what I've learned about Matthew 5!"

Alex Trebek: (Sighs) "I suppose that's fine. Go ahead."

Contestant: "Well, Matthew 5 talks about the Beatitudes, which are blessings that Jesus said to his disciples. In this chapter, Jesus talks about how those who are persecuted and humble will be blessed, and how they should show mercy and be peacemakers. He also talks about how people should seek justice and not take revenge, and how they should remain true to their faith, even in the face of opposition."

Alex Trebek: (Rolls eyes) "So, anything else you can tell me?"

Contestant: "Well, Jesus also talks about how his followers should live and how they should treat others. He talks about how anger and lust are wrong, and how people should be careful with their words. He says that people should love their enemies, and that people should not swear oaths. Lastly, Jesus says that people should forgive those who wrong them and be willing to give to others."

Alex Trebek: (Sighs) "Thank you for that. Now, let's move on to something else, shall we?"