Folks, here's the deal. See here, Jack, what I'm trying to say is this. In Matthew 5, Jesus said some pretty incredible things. C'mon, man, he said it's better to be poor and meek than to be rich and proud. I'm not joking! He said that if you want to be happy, you gotta be humble. My father used to say, "Be humble and you'll be happy." Literally! He said that if you're merciful, you'll be blessed. Or uh, you know, if you want God to be merciful to you, you gotta be merciful to others. And he said, "Blessed are the peacemakers." What was that? Huh? Well, I tell you what: if you don't work for peace, it's not gonna happen. Excuse me! He said to love your enemies, too. That's not easy, but it's worth it. And no malarkey, he said to stay away from anger and revenge. That's Matthew 5 - and I'm not even exaggerating.