Listen, Jack. Here's what I got for ya. Matthew 1 is all about Jesus' family tree. It's literally a long list of names, so if you're not into that, you know, I'm not gonna force ya. But if you wanna know who Jesus' ancestors were, this is the chapter for ya. C'mon, man, this is important stuff. My father used to say, "Joseph, you need to know your family tree." See here, Jack, you gotta know where you come from, or uh, you know, you can't get to where you're going.

Anywho, Matthew 1 starts off with Abraham and then goes all the way to Joseph. That's right, Joseph, the one who married Mary and was gonna have Jesus. What was that? Yeah, Jesus was gonna be born out of wedlock. But don't worry, God had plans and Joseph was gonna take care of Mary and the baby. I tell you what, that's a pretty incredible story. But, folks, that's only the beginning. Excuse me, there's so much more to come. No malarkey!